what if i cut my hair short and dyed it black
and then wore my short black wig over it
and when people question my new hair i’ll be like nah its a wig
and then take the wig off
and have the exact same hairstyle underneath it
The name's Arielle, and I'm not as scary as I look, so send me an ask! If you want anything tagged just ask.
i used to be passive aggressive, but now i’m aggressively passive. don’t mess with me kiddo. i’ll be right here. i’ll fucking forgive you
people who are like “HUMANS ARE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT STEALS THE MILK OF OTHER LIVING CREATURES”
ants herd aphids and jerk them off so they can eat their cum so shut the fuck up
there’s also an ant that protects a single caterpillar that oozes sugary stuff from these little things on its butt.
ants are fucked up
I hope this is helpful (and correct)
Don’t forget that if you steal a loaf of bread, everything will go to shit.
Can we all just take a moment to reflect on the fact that Idina Menzel has made her career by saying “Fuck all of you basic bitches” through song?
nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not
life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
don’t limit yourself to panicking at the disco. panic everywhere. follow your wildest most anxious dreams